; silly. but TRUE.
[original written by tess & edited by ber.]
hohoh! ok. have to admit. not blogging these days..mainly because i dont really know wads so interesting abt my life (which is so similar evryday?). bleah. BUT im also working on this post.(the silliest yet!)Does anyone knw the superman joke?
"Why is superman's outfit so tight?"
its a qian bian won da ti (or 'deserve to be beaten' question..literally that is. hahah...even if u know the answer, take a look at this. think will make u roll over in laughter. We give u more than one answer to it. (thinkg of coming up w a book too. lol) anw this happened like..the prev sunday?
Scenario
Starring Lao Da Joyce (aka old big aka big sis), 2nd sis Amy, me (yay! aka tessa) , youngest sis ber (aka belinda) & Mum. (:
Setting At the dining table after lunch.
A : (to J) Why does Superman wear a tight-fitting suit?"
*laughter from T & B lookg at J's puzzled face* note: we know the answer except J. hahah..
J: For him to fly faster..cause a tighter suit less air resistance..
B: i said that i said that!
T: No...
J: Because his underwear is tight!
*disgusted look from all ard the table followed by giggles*
J: Because he's muscular...
A: think of his SUIT. NOT the person.
T: yeah. even a scrawny boy can wear tt and the answer is still the same. -___-
B: so obvious..
J: NO NO. hes muscular.. then he wants to show off..
-interrupted
ALL: NO! THE COSTUME!!
.....
AND J goes on about the superman underwear.
J: i knw la. cos he.. (gestures below)
B: -looks at dad
T: arghh..its the SUIT!
A (turns to my mum and asks the same qn)
Mum: fei kuai yi dian? (fly faster?)
...the list is almost repeated. hahahah!
B: I bet Mummy will get it first.
T: yeah lor.
A: okok. one VERY big clue. what is so distinct abt the superman suit?
B & T: SO OBVIOUS!!
B: ohman.. if she doesnt get it..
J: the cape? i say alrdy what
A: no...
J: red colour.
A: tell u lar..its the symbol.
J: ORH! the shape of his body is like the diamond. top broad. bottom small.
B: LAUGHS. (almost choked on her banana)
T: so near yet so far. *sighs*
A: ure very near
B: yeah yeah.
B: look at the SYMBOL! what is so distinct about it?
J: the shape lor.
B: -coughs
A: No! tell u lar. its the letter S.
J: what S?
J: ... issit because.. ok you all confirm say very stupid.
ALL: just say
J: its S what.. like snake liddat coil around him.. then very tight.
ALL: LTAO (t refers to their)
B: ohman!
J: i knw its wrong la. just want to make you all laugh.
ALL: YEAH RIGHT.
T: what-ever (white chicks -style)
B: what-ever (imitates her)
A: ...
...
*thinks harder*
J: OHH!!
T, B, A : what???
J: because he's an asshole..
(T, B, A collapses in laughter.)
B: (almost spat out drink) tmr's headlines: GIRL, 15 DIES OF LAUGHTER AS SISTER COULD NOT GUESS A SUPERMAN RIDDLE. more details on page 2.
T: btw..asshole doesnt start w S. (faints)
B: hahaha! think again.
A: cant believe it. almost everybody got it right once i told them the clue lor..
T: ok lar. tell u a bit bit more. how are clothes and S related?
B: tt is REALLY OBVIOUS! u better get it right.
J: i don't know la! this is so stupid
...after a long time
T: it's like one hr later since we asked the qn. wheres the answer??
B: aiya. WHAT DOES S GOT TO DO WITH HIS OUTFIT BEING TIGHT??! HOW ARE THEY REALTED?
J: oh!
B: its gonna be wrong agn.
(J laughs)
J: because the suit is small tt's why its tight!
A,B ,T : FINALLY.
A: i got tt on my 3rd try lor.
T: yeah. Not one hr plus later.
Mum: huh. zhong yu cai dui le ar (finally got it)?
gawd.
;
act wanted to blog abt sth tt happened today.
but sudd no mood.
mabbe i'll do it next time.
yeap.
tk gd care. (:
;
its almost there! i can see it.
i mean the end of the wk. see..
evrybody's been so busy..block tests for us.
arhh..but last paper tmr.
jia you! ((:
;
ouchie.
beeen tryg to get tt irritating mosq out. just slapped it hard.
but its a male! not the one i want. (btw females suck, males dun. i thnk)
and i meant female MOSQUITOES. hahaha..the female's been biting me.
boo! shooo.
(: the music's gone with the wind~
;
BOOO!
im super hungry now. and all my friends are tempting me with their food. one lives in punggol, the other in some east place. and im starving! *protests* there's hor fun..and curry puffs! omg. somebody kill me! hahah..kidding lar.
i miss all of you now. wondering why. it feels empty w/o you. :'(
;
all things french.
french fries
french bread
french toast
basically french food.
[hehh. and ice cream and choc-dipped strawberries!] yummehh..
[but hey..im no piggy.]
and the language french of course! (:
[french kiss anyone? im kidding..lol!]
hahah..be safe yeah? ((:
; me and my purple balloon
i feel like a monster sometimes.
need something to hold on.
a purple balloon perhaps? hahah..
i didnt draw this btw. (:
; yeah
hehh.
finally gt it! (: *beams*
but well. i sudd thgt tt week began nt so gd. gosh.
and its like half the wk only!
-faints
tess
